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Blonde walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! It really hurts!"
The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
Being a child of the 70s and the 80s, we not only had the best music ever, but we also regularly watched Chuck Norris movies in dimly-lit school halls to the rattling sound of a reel-to-reel projector and a single small speaker up front, operated by some overweight, chain-smoking, horn-rimmed glasses-wearing woman with a stinky hair-perm and a post-menopausal shriek. Ten cents that cost us! For this money, our guy Chuck was obliged to get himself into a fight with some ne'er-do-wells and win.
Mein Großvater hat immer zu mir gesagt: "Junge, gehe nicht ins Bordell, da gibt es Dinge, die du nicht sehen solltest."
Natürlich bin ich aus Neugier dann doch mal hingegangen.
Und was hast du gesehen?
Meinen Großvater!
A SQL Query walks into a bar and goes up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
Frikkie is 'n huur soldaat en besluit om aan te sluit by die American Marines in Irak. En een dag is hy afgesonder van die res en 3 Irakse soldate keer hom vas op 'n sand duin en hy besef hy sal moet 'n plan maak hier.