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Rubbish Jokes
"Doctor, there is a patient on line One who says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was going to get for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: Where do pirates buy their hooks from?
A: From the second-hand store.
(They get the rest of their stuff from Arrrghos.)
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
Q: Why did the band never get a gig?
A: They were called "1023MB".