Home

Details
Category: Afrikaans
Van se vrou wil weet: "Wat gaan jy vandag doen?" Van antwoord: "Fokol!" Sy sê: "Maar jy het gister ook fokol gedoen!", waarop Van sê: "Maar ek is nog nie klaar nie!"

 

Details
Category: Afrikaans
Ou Van het laat gekuier die aand, staan die nag op, loop 'n draai en kom terug. Hy skud sy vrou wakker. 
"Wat is dit?" vra sy, deurmekaar en omgekrap.

Details
Category: Crap Jokes

Three surgeons discuss who makes the best patient to operate on. Says the first: "Electricians are the easiest to operate on, everything inside is colour-coded." The second surgeon says: "No, I think librarians are the easiest, since everything inside is in alphabetically order." The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no brain, no spine. Plus, the head and butt are interchangeable!" 

Details
Category: Crap Jokes

A woman goes to the Doctor with bruises on her face. The Doctor asks: "What happened?" 

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he slaps me around."

"I have a real good cure for that." says the Doctor:

  • You are here:  
  • Home