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Rubbish Jokes
1. Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of access, or the right to peaceful assembly.
In other words:
The cat is entitled to go outside any time s/he wants.
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
Ah so, you vant to learn German, ja? First, ve start vis some vocabulary:
Why is there no English phrase for "Bon Appétit"?
This was explained to me by a French colleague: Because the British cuisine is so woefull.
| English |
Chinese |
| That's not right | Sum Ting Wong |
| Are you harbouring a fugitive? | Hu Yu Hai Ding |
| See me ASAP | Kum Hia Nao |