Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign that read:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". 


 The town council was livid and insisted they change it.  So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign:  "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. 
Next, they tried  "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! 
So they tried  "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. 
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. 
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.


Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it.