A dangerous Virus is being passed electronically, orally and by hand

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

The amaDeutsche-Deutsche Formula A1 flagThe German Formula A1 racing team recently fired their entire pit crew to employ a few young guys from Umlazi. This sudden reaction was due to a TV documentary showing how young Umlazi men could take a car's wheels off within 6 six seconds without using any fancy equipment.

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter, and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
You know you're proudly South African when ..
  • You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic officer.
  • You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
  • You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car.